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Flynn Glider - Full Script

Character Profile
Flynn is the ultimate Panto rogue. He’s incredibly vain. He believes he is the star of every room he walks into - and he’ll check every mirror to confirm it.

Scene One
(FLYNN finally climbs to the top of the tower, and gains entry to the property.)
FLYNN: (Wheezing, then instantly smoothing his hair) Ha! Did you see that? Perfection. Total, utter perfection. They call themselves the Royal Guards? I’ve seen smarter ornaments in a fish tank. I led them through the brambles, over the river, and straight into a giant pile of horse manure. And the prize is mine. The crown! Or as I like to call it, my retirement fund. One more fence, one more payday, and I’ll be sitting on a beach somewhere, sipping a coconut and never having to look at a Wanted poster again. This is a bit of a weird place to live, isn't it? No stairs, no doors, and a very suspicious smell of... is that lavender? It’s a bit feminine for a secret hideout, but hey - it beats a jail cell! Now, if I can just find a place to hide this bag before the—
(He freezes, sensing someone behind him.)
FLYNN: Wait. Is someone there? Don't be afraid! I’m a professional! Just stay back or I’ll be forced to use my most lethal weapon...
(He turns and strikes a massive, ridiculous smoulder pose)
FLYNN: The Smoulder!

Shared Scene
FLYNN/RAPUNZEL exchange from "Looking for something?" through to "I've an idea." (same text as Rapunzel side).